So I just came home from hanging out with family and I decided to run the heroic daily on Emgalla. It took about three minutes to look for a group, and I was glad that it was Culling of Stratholme. It's an easy-peasy instance, and I had a pally tank. All those AoE stuns for Undead... ZOMG Would have been PERFECT!!!
I am sad to report that this group was EPIC fail.
It's funny how all but me were in this guild called Method (from some other god-forsaken server) and I am with Methodical. But the only similarities between their guild and mine was that we're both on opposite sides of the spectrum: I'll let the reader figure out where Methodical ranks but Method falls directly between epic fucking fail and I just got this toon from eBay.
The tankadin did shitballs of a job. I don't think he gave anyone a pally buff. Then he couldn't hold aggro for shit. Seriously, how hard is it to pee on the ground PLUS Hand of Reckoning/Righteous Defense? OH yeah, NEVERMIND, the guy did NOT have Righteous Fury on and only did he realize he didn't have it was after the first boss. Oh yeah, he was definitely better off without it cause Righteous Fury did nothing for that cockgobbler. No one died (now i feel uber-cool about it!) and yes, I should've said something but I am always one to give a person the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, that mofo deserved none.
All but one of his buddies are just as horrible as he was. The DK who barely had a 5KGS did about 4800 DPS. But the other two? They make me want to cry.
Now, I am not the best judge for Shamans (I never played one) but I am more than sure a fresh 80 should be aware of their spells by now. This Elemental Shaman did less than 1500 DPS, and I think it's safe to say that he was too busy jacking off to Teletubbies to figure out how to play his stupid class.
As for the hunter... Which part of "Switch Aspects" is sooo hard to understand?
The fail!tank and I almost died because of this dumbass' lack of understanding of the English language... and if it weren't for Guardian Spirit and Desperate Prayer, we would've been goners.
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